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Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by alone_forever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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What a bitch! Why would she even say that you two would be perfect for each other, if she wasn't prepared to back up her own comments?!

#13 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:27pm by Amkii

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ouch. that's gotta hurt

#2 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:00pm by lkm0512

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