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Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48626) - you deserved it (6431)

On 07/06/2013 at 7:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States

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Find someone giving you the glare and say "hey, that person over there looks like she'd give you a chance."

#3 - On 07/06/2013 at 10:05am by KeXu

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Maybe he studies psychology and is VERY good at what he does...

#2 - On 07/06/2013 at 10:05am by Miss_Stunshine

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