Today, my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML
by Gracie-Ann / 07/01/2013 at 2:38am / United States (Oregon) / Love
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I hope he doesn't take this literally and start putting hormones in your coffee.
#3 - On 07/01/2013 at 10:08am by NoorFML
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Should've asked your mum ," why did you buy the pig if you could get the sausage for free?"
Congratulations on the engagement though ^~^
#8 - On 07/01/2013 at 10:12am by ItsAnanya
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