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Today... I heard mah husband telling his friend that I usd to be a skank and was ( easier than 1 plus 1 )hen we first met. I was still a virginhen we got marrid. FML

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He's sleeping on the couch tonight. Foregone conclusion. Easier than 1+1.

#3 - On 06/30/2013 at 10:10am by Druu

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Seems like he was trying to act like a big boy in front of his friends, tell his mother and then see what happens, prick.

#8 - On 06/30/2013 at 10:11am by Wizardo

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