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Today, I was told by a friend that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. Her defence was that if I had a bigger dick she wouldn't have been, in her words, forced to go elsewhere for sex. My mother's response when I confided this in her: "Ask me if I care." FML
Sorry man. That really sucks & that's a terrible thing for your mom to say.
Girlfriends a bitch. Better before than if you got married.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015