Today, my cockgoblin of an ex showed up at my house, begging me to take him back. This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me into sleeping with him after he "escaped". When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch. FML

by SariLone / 05/19/2013 at 2:02pm / India (Maharashtra) / Love

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  • Cockgoblin. Well, there's a word I'm going to use for the rest of my life.

    #4 - On 05/19/2013 at 4:49pm by JayElleBee

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  • The shit people do for sex... also this guy needs help, I recommend Tiger Woods' therapist.

    #1 - On 05/19/2013 at 4:47pm by Wizardo

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