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Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

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sounds like you have a very interesting family. what was their reason for this?

#1 - On 05/18/2013 at 6:56pm by Jelbeztok

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So that means your gf doesn't have to try very hard to not be awkward or embarrassing. Your parents got that part covered

#2 - On 05/18/2013 at 6:56pm by evilraider

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