Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
by wellokaythen / 05/14/2013 at 3:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
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He's a shitty boyfriend.
#1 - On 05/14/2013 at 5:59pm by HowAreYouToday
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He should consider himself, erm, dumped?
#6 - On 05/14/2013 at 6:03pm by davek
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