Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
by Anonymous / 05/03/2013 at 5:00pm / Germany / Love
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Time for him to go back to wanking then, isn't it?
#2 - On 05/03/2013 at 8:18pm by challan
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Bite his dick.
#4 - On 05/03/2013 at 8:18pm by woainishamu
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