Today, I was so nervous about a first date that trying to break a silence in the beginning, I asked, "So, you afraid of any insects?" No wonder I didn't get a second date. FML

by Gioia / 04/30/2013 at 8:28am / Bulgaria (Vidin) / Love

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  • For some reason, when I read "break the silence", I thought this would lead to you farting.

    #1 - On 04/30/2013 at 12:50pm by NoorFML

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  • The irony is that he had a phobia of social butterflies.

    #7 - On 04/30/2013 at 12:53pm by perdix

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