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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73221) - you deserved it (10094)

On 04/26/2013 at 5:17am - love - by Anonymous -

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I feel for you OP, but at least she had the courtesy to not humiliate you in front of dozens of people.

#4 - On 04/26/2013 at 9:59am by Welshite

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Seems like she's busy pleasing everyone else but you, that's brutal man.

#2 - On 04/26/2013 at 9:58am by Wizardo

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