Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2013 at 12:02pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Love

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  • Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.

    #1 - On 04/15/2013 at 4:52pm by Ali_Br

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  • Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me.

    Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too?

    You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)

    #3 - On 04/15/2013 at 4:54pm by perdix

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