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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46832) - you deserved it (5552)

On 04/03/2013 at 9:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?

#2 - On 04/03/2013 at 1:00pm by Mossears133

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"You're a bastard, Harry!'

#6 - On 04/03/2013 at 1:02pm by Pleonasm

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