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Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming "Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38722) - you deserved it (6683)

On 03/25/2013 at 5:45pm - love - by franky (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

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Well at least your boyfriend knows what you'll say if he ever asks.

#1 - On 03/26/2013 at 4:01am by teareb

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Did the couple the cake was intended for at least give you a slice?

#3 - On 03/26/2013 at 4:01am by lysx84

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