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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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What were you hoping for exactly? To see him break down in tears for your satisfaction?
The poor guy was probably devastated and trying to hold it together.

#6 - On 03/23/2013 at 10:03pm by scottyau

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He cruised through a potentially brutal break-up fight like atrue maverick.

#2 - On 03/23/2013 at 10:01pm by Pleonasm

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