Today, my superstitious girlfriend of 4 years sneezed in the middle of my proposal. She claimed it was a sign from the universe for us to break up and then immediately left. FML

by lanz4949 / 03/19/2013 at 12:40am / Canada (Alberta) / Love

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  • I understand everyone has their beliefs but this just seems like she was fishing for an excuse to dump you ...

    #3 - On 03/19/2013 at 6:39am by FalaFala

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  • That snot good.

    #4 - On 03/19/2013 at 6:40am by perdix

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