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Today, my superstitious girlfriend of 4 years sneezed in the middle of my proposal. She claimed it was a sign from the universe for us to break up and then immediately left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41655) - you deserved it (3143)

On 03/19/2013 at 12:40am - love - by lanz4949 - Canada (Alberta)

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I understand everyone has their beliefs but this just seems like she was fishing for an excuse to dump you ...

#3 - On 03/19/2013 at 6:39am by FalaFala

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That snot good.

#4 - On 03/19/2013 at 6:40am by perdix

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