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Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML


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On 03/18/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by amberrenee91 - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Why would you brag to your boyfriend about some other guy winking at you?

#1 - On 03/19/2013 at 5:08am by WhatsGoodBro

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Why would you brag about that to your bf? Trying to stir up drama? Ydi.

#5 - On 03/19/2013 at 5:15am by Kalipczo

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