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Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31900) - you deserved it (2848)

On 03/10/2013 at 5:09am - love - by Nogood - Australia (New South Wales)

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Hair is like herpes - it always grows back whether you like it or not.

#2 - On 03/10/2013 at 10:48am by DocBastard

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Wtf. Why can no one take responsibility for their own decisions and actions? You're better off without her. Everything will be your fault forever.

#9 - On 03/10/2013 at 10:51am by bigredmonkeybutt

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