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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML


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On 03/01/2013 at 7:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Well I guess that's better than him cheating on you. I mean, he's not the kind of scum that sees some hot piece of meat and jus thinks, "hey I wanna screw that chick, to hell with my girlfriend."
Although the way he's worried about cheating, he should probably get help for sex addiction or something.

#1 - On 03/01/2013 at 10:10am by Pleonasm

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I think this is very responsible. If he knows he's not mature enough for a real relationship, it's better to end things quickly, and with less heartache.

#7 - On 03/01/2013 at 10:13am by HowieDoIt

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