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Man or woman?

Today, usband and I were fooling around in te sower . For some reason, I tougt it'd be a good idea to grab is man meat and sow im ow to was someone at a nursing ome . He said e'd never be turnd on by a nurse again . I'm a nurse . FML


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On 02/21/2013 at 12:51am - love - by tomedicalforlove -

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What have you done to our elderly? D:

#2 - On 02/21/2013 at 6:38am by teriyakioxo

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Maybe the fact that you call it "man meat" like a pubescent teenager is what turned him off.

#8 - On 02/21/2013 at 6:48am by DocBastard

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