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Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34334) - you deserved it (3343)

On 02/20/2013 at 1:20pm - love - by ? - United States (California)

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Explain it to her. Maybe it'll add up for her.

#1 - On 02/20/2013 at 4:07pm by TotallyAradical

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You were staring too hard at her curves; your graph was tending towards +infinity and your girlfriend saw it.
I wouldn't count on things going any better without a well caluclated apology. If she still hasn't forgiven you after you get to the root of this misunderstanding, then this is a bad sine for your relationship

#4 - On 02/20/2013 at 4:09pm by Pleonasm

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