Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early Birthday present. With straight faces, they look at me and say: "we signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it take a year. FML

by imnotTHATlonely / 05/18/2009 at 4:43pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love

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  • Oh dude, what a bitch.
    Well you should sign THEM up for some porn site.

    #3 - On 05/18/2009 at 8:53pm by ohhhhshizzz

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  • um, wow
    that's really unfortunate?
    on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =)

    first :D

    #1 - On 05/18/2009 at 8:53pm by rissyboo4

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