Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 2:11pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
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You could have just spat it out instead...
#3 - On 02/18/2013 at 5:08pm by queen_awks
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So now your boyfriend knows that you spit instead of swallowing.
#14 - On 02/18/2013 at 5:14pm by DocBastard
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