Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
by gassy / 02/12/2013 at 9:18am / United States / Love
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#3 - On 02/12/2013 at 12:56pm by old09
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP! You can't let your boyfriend know that you're a human being with bodily functions! He will never want one of those! Your relationship is doomed! *clutches pearls, swoons*
#9 - On 02/12/2013 at 12:58pm by rattusrattus
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