By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
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sjdbeinska 4

hey at least your gf and family gets along!

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SoSickWithIt 14

That kind of discussion usually isn't the norm for dinner talk. But hey, atleast you got insight onto what your girl likes? Lingerie is sexy af

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sjdbeinska 4

hey at least your gf and family gets along!

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asnakelovinbabe 16

And they share a common interest! Soon they'll be going to lingerie shops together.

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SoSickWithIt 14

You're laying down.. With a snake by your face.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

You're standing in front of a mirror, wearing a green shirt, with a big goofy grin, taking a picture with a cellphone in what appears to be a bathroom.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

I didn't say it is, I just said that you appear to be making a goofy grin in that particular picture. We all can so that. Heck, I just thought that since you accurately described my picture, I should do the same thing!

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SoSickWithIt 14

That kind of discussion usually isn't the norm for dinner talk. But hey, atleast you got insight onto what your girl likes? Lingerie is sexy af

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ShyAnn29 14

I agree, lingerie is awesome, I love lingerie!

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iRiS890 5

You should consider changing your name to "AttentionSeekingAnn".

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SoSickWithIt 14

And you should consider changing your name to heinous bitch.

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ShyAnn29 14

56, no thanks, I like my name the way it is, thanks though. Also I wasn't seeking attention, I must have posted that when I was half asleep, I don't even remember posting that comment, lol

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darkgodxvx 4

I agree lingerie is hawt. @64 - love the picture of the foxy!

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bwinski 19

I was going to like this comment but there was 69 likes already. I figured i better not.

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anythingmustbe 18

Offer your opinion on your girlfriend's lingerie choices. He will either A. Welcome you to the family. B. Beat the living sh*t out of you.

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sjdbeinska 4

but...hes already in his family...he's his dad...

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dontpanic_fml 32

It's his father...

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anythingmustbe 18

My bad I read it the other way round that it was the girlfriends father. Sorry

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0RedPenguin0 8

Because fathers beat the shit out of their sons for talking about lingerie all the time, right? Read the FML again

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SoSickWithIt 14

No, but fathers do beat the shit out of their sons sometimes. :P

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ManInTheMachine 19

What's this? A commentor admitting and apologizing for their mistake? No! This isn't the way it's supposed to be, dammit! Blame it on a non-existent sister! Blame auto-correct! My entire world is crumbling! Oh, the horror!

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0RedPenguin0 8

Sorry your reply didnt come up before i posted

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wholikesbacon 9

I agree with 1 - it's a lot better than it being extremely awkward.

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PrincessPesa 20

Don't be a fuddy-duddy, OP! So you've got a dad who does drag and a lady with a taste for fine undergarments; as said above, things could be worse, right? Go with it! Maybe your dad can even help with Valentine's day shopping. Chin up!

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hannaaaahr 33

'Oh son, she would like this one, I'll just try it on to see how it looks!'

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dontpanic_fml 32

These are the ties that bind

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caity_pie 12

Thumbs up for the Alter Bridge reference!

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dontpanic_fml 32

I have no idea what that is but I appreciate the thumb ;)

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caity_pie 12

Ahh whoops, my mistake. It's a band that I enjoy, and Ties That Bind is a song of theirs. Apparently 9 other people don't like them though!

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dontpanic_fml 32

Oh that's cool, thank you caity, sorry you got thumbed down!

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hunny797 5

So wat bra is she getting this valentine???

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Cian_1 28

He hasn't decided on the colour, yet. But it has to at least be a 'h' cup. ;)

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green2go 14

Someone please teach #13 and #15 how to spell!

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AllieCat21 21

15's spelling is fine.... 'colour' is a UK / European spelling of 'color', if I recall correctly.

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daminantion 14

Colour is simply anyone in the British commonwealth, including Canada and Australia

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TheDrifter 23

Though here in Canada we tend to get American model gadgets that don't know how to spell colour properly.

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green2go 14

And 17 spelled what ( wat ) and I live in USA we color what we use

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buckdharma 36

They just met? Round two should be waxing, plucking and chafing.

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melons 44

Is chafing a lady-issue? Please enlighten me, as I do not chafe.

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MuseFan1991 14

at least they've found something they have in common :) much better than openly slagging gf off when she's sat there

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