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Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML


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On 02/12/2013 at 12:55am - love - by BadLuckCarson - United States (Iowa)

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hey at least your gf and family gets along!

#1 - On 02/12/2013 at 5:37am by sjdbeinska

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That kind of discussion usually isn't the norm for dinner talk. But hey, atleast you got insight onto what your girl likes? Lingerie is sexy af

#2 - On 02/12/2013 at 5:37am by SoSickWithIt

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