Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2013 at 1:03am / United States (Georgia) / Love

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  • FYL but gotta do what you gotta do.

    She understands hopefully

    #1 - On 01/27/2013 at 9:57am by dirton89

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  • Better to stop in the middle than finishing and accidentally pushing it out.

    #15 - On 01/27/2013 at 10:13am by NoorFML

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