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Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML


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On 01/21/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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Sounds like a Taylor Swift song. Teardrops on your guitar? Right?...

#2 - On 01/21/2013 at 4:49pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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That's happened to me before. Nothing to be ashamed of, it hurts like shit :)

#1 - On 01/21/2013 at 4:49pm by dpr130498

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