Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

by maybe dead in a day / 01/20/2013 at 2:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

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  • Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy...

    Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.

    #3 - On 01/20/2013 at 8:02pm by rattusrattus

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  • Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?

    #4 - On 01/20/2013 at 8:02pm by sarbear293

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