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Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML


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On 01/14/2013 at 1:34pm - love - by nkotz - United States

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Well is she fat? If she is that insecure about her weight then she probably should go to they gym.

#2 - On 01/14/2013 at 7:09pm by illmatic2

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Sucks for you dude but you've just reminded me that i need to go to the gym, thanks!

#1 - On 01/14/2013 at 7:08pm by Jeffo193

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