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Today, the grl of dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. ( Just the two of us, ) she said. I had to turn her down cuz I'm 17 years old an never learned how to ride a bike. FML


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On 01/13/2013 at 1:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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You could ask her to teach you, that way you'd spend much more time together.

#1 - On 01/13/2013 at 8:48pm by poloisbored

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With developed motor skills, it probably won't be hard to learn. She might even think you would be cute and clumsy.

#4 - On 01/13/2013 at 8:49pm by TheIsland

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