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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML


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On 01/09/2013 at 9:37pm - love - by niki (woman) - United States (California)

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It's no ordinary toothbrush. But still it's a toothbrush so get over it

#1 - On 01/10/2013 at 2:52am by mpj13

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more concerned about your toothbrush then ending a relationship... Wow your relationship must have been... Somethin else. That or you really love your toothbrush.

#5 - On 01/10/2013 at 3:02am by jewwybeanzzz

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