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Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24404) - you deserved it (4112)

On 01/06/2013 at 10:16pm - love - by Dkim620 (man) - United States

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This would be the perfect time to use one of those cheesy "I just fell for you" pickup lines ;)

#1 - On 01/07/2013 at 3:12am by Roguedork19

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Perhaps she can kiss your boo boos?

#2 - On 01/07/2013 at 3:12am by misspulkadot24

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