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Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51594) - you deserved it (4558)

On 01/03/2013 at 1:42am - love - by Emily (woman) - United States (Texas)

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....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."

#1 - On 01/03/2013 at 6:00am by irateyou

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I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.

#3 - On 01/03/2013 at 6:01am by FMLandFYL2_xoxo

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