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Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37058) - you deserved it (3316)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:59pm - love - by great. -

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Gotta love people without the balls to just tell you when something is bothering them or just not working for them!

#2 - On 01/02/2013 at 5:49pm by Aspen_Grace33

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Just like the movies!

#1 - On 01/02/2013 at 5:46pm by seandoc

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