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Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML


I agree, your life sucks (47611) - you deserved it (3421)

On 01/01/2013 at 2:50am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Your resolution for 2013: find a girlfriend who truly deserves you.

#1 - On 01/01/2013 at 10:42am by LittlestPrincess

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May auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind.

That's Scottish for "Dump that ho!"

#3 - On 01/01/2013 at 10:43am by perdix

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