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Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47276) - you deserved it (3678)

On 12/26/2012 at 9:32am - love - by Jolene - United States (Massachusetts)

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You deserve better, my dear. Just move on.

#1 - On 12/26/2012 at 1:07pm by tehslack

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Steal back the presents from that bastard!

#3 - On 12/26/2012 at 1:08pm by iheartkanye

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