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Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33066) - you deserved it (3181)

On 12/16/2012 at 2:15pm - love - by lovelychris - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

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What asshole friends.

#3 - On 12/16/2012 at 8:09pm by red_headforlife

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I'd find some friends who actually care about your feelings. I wouldn't want to be friends with people who mess with my feelings like it's a game. And anyone I know who turns into monsters like that instantly gets excised from my life without a second thought (if it can be done anyways, like for work, school, neighborhood, etc)

#7 - On 12/16/2012 at 8:12pm by KVKdragon

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