Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

by you would / 03/04/2009 at 12:15am / United States (California) / Love

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  • Tell her to keep the subscription as her wrinkled/dried up ass will have a tougher time finding someone who actually wants to hit that.... without a baseball bat that it.

    #2 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:15am by Jimboom

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  • Wow that sucks man, my condolences to you.

    #1 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:13am by z4opv14

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