Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML

by FMyEx / 12/06/2012 at 6:50am / United States (Connecticut) / Love

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  • Asscandle? I must brush up on my insults.

    #1 - On 12/06/2012 at 12:52pm by Supahnova

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  • I'm putting in "I hope you mean ex-boyfriend" in the hope that no more space will be wasted with this obvious and cliche comment.

    Sorry for wasting the space explaining how I was trying to avoid wasting space.

    Sorry for wasting space apologizing for wasting space trying to avoid wasting space . . .

    #6 - On 12/06/2012 at 12:55pm by perdix

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