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Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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Did you stick your dollars into her cleavage? You know, this isn't a strip-joint.
Or maybe you chequed her out just a little too much. Talk about good service!
It's dime to face the consequences.

#1 - On 12/01/2012 at 6:06am by Pleonasm

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Just the tip?

#3 - On 12/01/2012 at 6:09am by Cainicide

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