Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML

by Z / 11/13/2012 at 7:43pm / Australia / Love

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  • To get her back... start wearing a diaper, take a dump in it, demand that she change it for you.

    #2 - On 11/14/2012 at 2:43am by Esoteric619

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  • I suggest you start throwing tantrums, refusing to eat your veggies, and demanding bedtime stories. If you can't beat em, join em!

    #8 - On 11/14/2012 at 2:46am by Icyghost17

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