Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
by 99Problemsandfml / 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
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If it's a girl puppy, then you do have 99 problems of which a bitch is one.
#2 - On 11/08/2012 at 9:12pm by marcranger
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Why would he do that..?
#1 - On 11/08/2012 at 9:12pm by madskittlesftw
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