Today, my deranged wife somehow became convinced that vampires actually exist. She's now walking around with garlic powder caked into her clothing. I can't get the smell out of my nostrils. FML

by Anonymous / 11/04/2012 at 1:14pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love

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  • Get her to a mental health professional. If she's that delusional, she needs medical care.

    #2 - On 11/04/2012 at 6:56pm by Callyn

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  • At least she isn't one of those people praying everyday to become one.

    #5 - On 11/04/2012 at 6:57pm by JustKittyKat

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