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Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16423) - you deserved it (9293)

On 11/01/2012 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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The guy's probably awake half the night wondering why you gave him a blank page. You're inside his head now!

#3 - On 11/01/2012 at 6:11am by sirpantselot

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Track him down at a summer camp and put the pieces together. They will fit perfectly and you will live happily ever after.

#5 - On 11/01/2012 at 6:12am by CptZoe

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