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Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML


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On 10/31/2012 at 12:22am - love - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)

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That's means....breakup in future

#1 - On 10/31/2012 at 6:54am by welsea28

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With all due respect, your girlfriend has no tact. I don't mean anything bad by this, but she sounds incredibly immature. I mean this in the nicest possible way, but what a fucking bitch.

No offense.

#12 - On 10/31/2012 at 7:02am by DocBastard

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