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Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26742) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/01/2012 at 11:02am - love - by fiftyno (man) - United States (Washington)

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She's doing it for you, buddy. I'd be flattered.

#3 - On 10/01/2012 at 12:55pm by RealTalk0

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So your wife thinks she's Kristen Stewart now?

#1 - On 10/01/2012 at 12:54pm by Volcan

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