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Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over 2 years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26617) - you deserved it (2306)

On 09/30/2012 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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You should definitely help him clean his apartment... selling all of his shit before you leave.

#3 - On 09/30/2012 at 10:05am by DocBastard

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Trash it :)

#1 - On 09/30/2012 at 10:05am by zkcupcake

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