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Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17515) - you deserved it (1654)

On 08/31/2012 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Did your dad like it?

#1 - On 08/31/2012 at 12:51pm by tacojauns

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Serenading you while drunk is sweet? It would have been a lot sweeter if he was sober. He probably would have remembered which window was yours, too.

#2 - On 08/31/2012 at 12:51pm by Samandra

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