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Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25844) - you deserved it (2194)

On 08/19/2012 at 12:00pm - love - by yarhyun1 (man) - United States

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A relationship is built on trust. You definitely need to address this issue with her.

#1 - On 08/19/2012 at 2:08pm by Welshite

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Bitches be crazy

#2 - On 08/19/2012 at 2:09pm by beezerbnt00

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