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Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26338) - you deserved it (1801)

On 08/13/2012 at 11:20am - love - by millie219 (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

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1-800 choke dat hoe

#3 - On 08/13/2012 at 1:07pm by harrypotter955

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She probably saw his name on the no-call list

#5 - On 08/13/2012 at 1:07pm by holeyman

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